We saw Twilight, yes we do, we saw Twilight, how bout you~..
and Zander's Mom and I were the ONLY TWO IN THE THEATER!! Ok, benefit of the doubt, yes Monday, yes School Night, but seriously, Me & Z's Momma, alone, in a theater, with chocolate, popcorn, soda and more candy... there was too much giggling to really take this movie seriously..... Here's my spoof... and maybe a little bitching....
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Edward? Is that you??? Rosalie?
Jasper, I am your Fatha.... (insert heavy breathing here)
Wow, is this the real Jasper?? Where the hell was he during the movie? They killed him and put an android in there!!!
Oh James, I know where you were in your past life.. We still love you....
We never knew you were one of the Lost Boys thou... Maybe you were in that one boy band too... hmmm.. and the world may never know...
Z's mom is going to post and I can't wait to read it with my morning cuppa Jo... She cracked me up the whole time (even if I was late!)
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