Sorry - had to add back the word verification - Spammed

Monday, December 8, 2008

Hang on you little Spider Monkey! -- Spoiler Alert --

We saw Twilight, yes we do, we saw Twilight, how bout you~..

and Zander's Mom and I were the ONLY TWO IN THE THEATER!! Ok, benefit of the doubt, yes Monday, yes School Night, but seriously, Me & Z's Momma, alone, in a theater, with chocolate, popcorn, soda and more candy... there was too much giggling to really take this movie seriously..... Here's my spoof... and maybe a little bitching....

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Edward? Is that you??? Rosalie?



Jasper, I am your Fatha.... (insert heavy breathing here)



Wow, is this the real Jasper?? Where the hell was he during the movie? They killed him and put an android in there!!!


Oh James, I know where you were in your past life.. We still love you....

We never knew you were one of the Lost Boys thou... Maybe you were in that one boy band too... hmmm.. and the world may never know...

Z's mom is going to post and I can't wait to read it with my morning cuppa Jo... She cracked me up the whole time (even if I was late!)

8 comments:

Shannon said...

That's awesome being the only two in the theater!

But I'm sorry you didn't like the movie :(
I do think some of the acting was a bit cheesy... but dude, Jasper and the baseball bat was HOT.

Can't wait to see what Karla has to say!

Z's Mom said...

That was tooooo funny.....you had me laughing immediately when I saw Bert....and his unibrow!!!!

Oh Data!!!......

Too funny......

You know...you and I should be the next Siskel and Ebert!!!! That would be so much fun to do that.....and to get paid for it!!!

angi_b72 said...

Love the unibrow!! lol Too funny!!

Susie said...

Tooooooo funny! I am glad that you enjoyed each other's company since you didn't enjoy the movie:-)

Jen said...

Edward's eyebrows were distracting to me too. I do have to agree with Shannon. I though Jasper was pretty hot too (esp the baseball scene).

LollyChops said...

You are so funny. I swears.

Lorie said...

BWAHAHAHA!

Okay I haven't seen the movie yet, but I am guessing that the picture of them playing baseball is from the scene where they play baseball (brilliant deduction skills I have) and I can't believe they had them in uniforms!

I don't think I need to see the movie anyore! :X

Melissa B. said...

I'll bet you had a great deal of fun, although I have to admit that I still don't understand the Twilight Hysteria. Love Bert's unibrow!