Ok, may not be as much of a BMW (Bitch, Moan, Whine) but I got home tonight to hear my husband say:
Can you make sure to put the toilet paper on the roll the other way, it's really hard for me to get some to wipe the baby's nose when it's like that.
Are you kidding me?? What part of !@#$@$%@$^%$%^ you @#$%@$%#$%^ don't you understand?? Who the @#$%@#$^ do you think cleans this #$%@#$ house. What the @#$%@#$^#$%^ is wrong with the @#$%@^%#%^#& box of tissue on the @#$%@^#$&% sink???
OK, fine I change the stupid toilet paper to go OVER the roll instead of under the roll. I know it's a stretch for him because in his bathroom it's NEVER ON THE ROLL!!!
"I sure hope that helps" Smile... grit my teeth....
Then the kicker... he ordered me a BRAND NEW DIGITAL CAMERA for our anniversary and it's been on back order and is super duper amazingly awesome!!!!
So, what do you call that??
18 hours ago