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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Dilly What?? OH NO!!!!!!!

Oh my Goodness.... I am such an Idiot!!! So my cousin (funny pants man himself) gave me a bunch of old tee shirts to make bags and stuff because he's got a plethora of them. So, after making the pillowcase pants I decided to try to make some with Tee's but because I don't have any Tee's with a picture down one leg like in the blog I got the pattern from, I turned them so I could do a front to back thing like most tee shirts would have.... In normal trying I did what I always do and tried to make the biggest pants I could so I know my sizing limits. Large tee shirts will make about a kids size 5 pants.. and of course anything smaller than that.
So, I am sewing away, 2 minutes later, done.. Super easy and I am SOOO loving the FOE.. (Sewzanne, I may need stock!) it was honestly 4 stitches and they were done.. and ready to wear...
So, I look at them, cute, but the pocket must be the front or it will be in the kids butt crack.. So, then I start looking at the saying again.. Hmm.. that's not a resort in Florida (where the tee shirt came from) What is that... Hmm...
Googled... Oh No! you can't be serious... I just made a kids Size 5 pants that say what!!!
Do I Look Like I Give A Flying F#$%! KIDS PANTS!!! OH MAN!! Oh, I can already hear some of you laughing.. Yes Carrie, you! Kelly and unfortunately Z's mom has already called them and so she WINS the Pants... Which will be really cute next time Zander decides to cook the spatula!

10 comments:

Candid Carrie said...

YES ... you managed to make me laugh out loud. I had never seen that "slogan" before therefore I had no clue what it stood for ... I can't believe it.

Now if you could make some pajama bottoms from one of those vintage tee shirts that says: Free Mustache Rides.

Candid Carrie said...

YES ... you managed to make me laugh out loud. I had never seen that "slogan" before therefore I had no clue what it stood for ... I can't believe it.

Now if you could make some pajama bottoms from one of those vintage tee shirts that says: Free Mustache Rides.

Z's Mom said...

HAHAHA.....I'll wash them tonight....you know, since your cousin's deodarant was still on the inside....and I'll try them on Z tomorrow....Thanks for the pants!!!! There is a certain expression Z gives me sometimes that would soooooo fit the DILLIGAFF pants!!! ;)

Melissa B. said...

Hmmmmmm...I have a few students who would wear pants like that. And the principal would never know the difference?

Dee Light said...

LOVE it!! That is just too funny.

Kelly said...

LMAO!!!! I would have just had my baby walking around in profane pants...shocking everyone with his gansta style...what else would I expect from the original baby gansta's Momma?!

Lindsay said...

I WANT those pants! I should've been more on the ball. :)

Lindsay said...

Should've put this in the last comment....:

You should go into business making kids clothes with adult slogans. I know there are a hundred places that always do it, but that just means the market is out there.

I remember before Livers was born looking at websites with "grown up" slogans on baby onesies. Some of my favorites were,

"Mommy drinks because I cry"

and,

"Now that I'm here, I'm pro-choice."

Terrible, but I still laughed.

Z's Mom said...

hahaha....I like those slogans from Lindsay.

Ok, so NO, you are correct, I was NOT up at 5:00 this morning!

Its called "preposting" my friend!!! I'm a fan of the prepost. That way, you NEVER no where I am. I like to be discreet.Yeah, I know..whatever!

Nina said...

That is just too funny! I know I woulnd't have had a clue what the the shirt was saying but you can bet the kids would know. LOL