Captains log Day Two:
The natives are still crazy, snot is running a muck! (and I still would not do THIS) I am not sure what else can be done, i may lose my mind soon. I had 2 hours of sleep 2 nights ago and last night I was on a 30 minute timer to get up... go in, wipe the nose, calm the tears, and lay back down, fall back asleep in about 10 minutes, and then 20 minutes later start over.
We went to the Dr this morning and we have an EYE infection from wiping the nose with the hand then wiping the eyes... yes. both eyes... We also have an ear infection... GREAT... Got meds, and they still smell the same, that fake bubble gummy whatever that is, and eye drops. 3 times a day for what seems like F O R E V E R!
Never ending Snot.... That was surly what awaited me....
(remember that from A Christmas Story?)
Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Mr. Parker: [stunned] *What* did you say?
Ralphie: Uh, um...
Mr. Parker: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.
or, if you replace the word HAIR with SNOT...
I swear I've sang that all day...
more tomorrow, after a shower
11 hours ago