Sorry - had to add back the word verification - Spammed

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

**Gross Talk!!** you may wanna skip this one

Captains log Day Two:
The natives are still crazy, snot is running a muck! (and I still would not do THIS) I am not sure what else can be done, i may lose my mind soon. I had 2 hours of sleep 2 nights ago and last night I was on a 30 minute timer to get up... go in, wipe the nose, calm the tears, and lay back down, fall back asleep in about 10 minutes, and then 20 minutes later start over.
We went to the Dr this morning and we have an EYE infection from wiping the nose with the hand then wiping the eyes... yes. both eyes... We also have an ear infection... GREAT... Got meds, and they still smell the same, that fake bubble gummy whatever that is, and eye drops. 3 times a day for what seems like F O R E V E R!

Never ending Snot.... That was surly what awaited me....
(remember that from A Christmas Story?)
Ralphie: Oooh fuuudge!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Mr. Parker: [stunned] *What* did you say?
Ralphie: Uh, um...
Mr. Parker: That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.

or, if you replace the word HAIR with SNOT...

I swear I've sang that all day...
more tomorrow, after a shower

8 comments:

Susie said...

That is tooooo funny! I feel for you though. I haven't had a good night sleep since Thanksgiving:-( But, I have antibiotics so, I am now on the mend:-)

Mamahut said...

I seen gross and came running to read hahaha. I am so sorry you and yours are sick! Some how I keep missing this one. I AM NOT complaining! My hubby has had it twice...I think he took one for the team :)

Z's Mom said...

Oh...Poor Lil T....and Poor Big T....I hope she's feeling better soon. Does this mean you aren't at work? I'm back tomorrow....I haven't seen you in FOREVER!!!

Missy said...

Oh, I hope everyone feels better soon! Hopefully the medicine will kick in soon & clear up everything!

Aubrey said...

Oh no! Sick little ones are the pits!
That cartoon made me laugh! Too funny!

Melissa B. said...

Ella Numera Una has bad allergies, so you can imagine what it's like when she has a cold, too! When she was little, we called her "Snot" for a while. You get the picture...

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Misplaced Country Girl said...

Yuck, snot is the worst. I hope the little one feels better soon and that you get some rest.

Lindsay said...

Oh no! I hope she starts feeling better really soon, because I know she has to feel miserable. My daughter had an ear infection last Christmas, and seeing her in pain like that ached my heart. :(